"Hello there! I'm Noah, and we're here at the pump house for an old sawmill, in Alberta, Michigan. (My daddy says my Great-Gramma's name is Alberta!) Please join me and my Mommy-n-Daddy as we go on a mini picture tour of Mommy-n-Daddy's Anniversary Vacation! (Pay no attention to daddy's grumblings about '...how are we going to pay for this???...', it was too much fun to listen to him!)"